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Kristen Wiig took her official leave of “Saturday Night Live” yesterday, and while we are sad, we are optimistic about the future possibilities this presents. A movie the caliber of “Bridesmaids” every few years

If he wants to open for Carrot Top, he’s still short a few affectations. That said, it’s a gripping performance, and it takes a lot of soul to use Pro Tools. via DEVOUR

Prudes out there claim that Glee overly-sexualizes teenagers and generally promotes loose morals. Where they come up with this stuff is anybody’s guess. via ROFL RAZZI

This may appear insanely dangerous but fret not; his prosthetic legs have built-in shin guards. via THE DAILY WHAT.

God, it’s worse than nails on a cockboard. via YouTube

“We may be through with the past, but the past ain’t through with us.” – Magnolia, 1999. In a city of eight million or so people, you’d think it would actually be difficult to run into someone from your past.

And to top it off, she was also granted internship at Vivid Entertainment! via i am bored

Just thought I’d take this photo from Queen Elizabeth’s ongoing Diamond Jubilee celebration as an opportunity to remind you that Kate Middleton’s entire life consists of this: standing around in the afternoon, holding a glass of wine, and chatting with royalty. Like, that’s it. She doesn’t go to work (OH SORRY, THIS IS HER WORK); she doesn’t have to go grocery shopping unless she wants to, for sport; and she gets free wine, all fucking day. So here’s my question: Would you want this life? Photo via Styleite Related posts: Kate Middleton’s See-Through Gown: How Do You Feel? Kate Middleton Gets Her Legs Out Is Pippa Middleton Moving To New York? Post from: TheGloss

Last night I stayed home to work. “Work,” for me, usually consists of staring at my computer with some pretentious indie rock band blaring in my ears while I imagine what I’d wear to the Oscars, should I be nominated for one, which, of course, is never going to happen.While my brain is trying to come up with something I can write about, it’s also considering, along with my Oscar dress, just how great it would be to have a glass of wine or a beer to go with all this “work.” As someone who lives alone, I can sit in my underwear, “work” and drink, all while rationalizing it with Hemingway ‘s quote: “Write drunk; edit sober.” So with this in mind, I waltzed on in to the bodega around the corner, the one where I’m on a first name basis with the cashier fellas because of this Hemingway quote, and picked up some Leffe. I’ve been on a Leffe kick since I got back from Europe. After a couple beers, I realized work wasn’t happening, so I did what any normal person in such a state would do, and put on some sappy music that would take me down memory lane

On Monday, we challenged you to play two truths and a lie with our prom stories. The person who guessed the lies most accurately would win a bag. Now, at last, the truth can be told. Amanda: 1. She did not “lose her virginity at the beach after going to IHOP.”Although this would have been awesome, because silver dollar pancakes are pretty much an erotic superfood. Jamie. 1. She did not skip her prom to go to a Nine Inch Nails concert